It takes a well-oiled complicity machine to let Harvey Weinstein rape his way through Hollywood. Providing some of the Crisco to lube things up was, drum roll please, Hillary Clinton. This may not be news to Crowderheads. When the New York Times calls out the Clintons for Weinstein's rapescapades, let's just say someone may end up murdered. Only to present as a suicide:

In 2016, Lena Dunham, the writer and actress, said she was troubled by the producer’s visible presence during Mrs. Clinton’s presidential run, hosting fund-raisers and appearing at campaign events. She had heard stories, both directly and secondhand from other actresses, about disturbing encounters with him, she said. So in March last year, Ms. Dunham, a vocal Clinton supporter, said she warned the campaign.

Lena Dunham is an emotional chew toy. The kind that squeaks, even after the dog has eaten it (see Believe All Women? Not According to Feminist Hypocrite Lena Dunham… and Writer Quits Lena Dunham Newsletter Because of Her “Well Known Racism”). Regardless of her lack of utility, even a poster child for birth control like Dunham knew the sleazy ways of Weinstein. Dunham is famous for mainly two things: eating cake on a toilet while naked (lovely), and molesting her sister. Dunham thinks Weinstein is a sewer pig. Let that sink in.

“I just want to let you know that Harvey’s a rapist and this is going to come out at some point,” Ms. Dunham said she told Kristina Schake, the campaign’s deputy communications director. She recalled adding, “I think it’s a really bad idea for him to host fund-raisers and be involved because it’s an open secret in Hollywood that he has a problem with sexual assault.”

It's an open secret in politics that Bill Clinton is a rapist. It's also an open secret Hillary is ok with a little rape on the side. If it got her what she wanted.

NARRATOR'S VOICE: It didn't...

Hillary's friend Harvey has been raping longer than Dunham has tested the involuntary gag reflex of viewers like you. Turning you off cake like Bill Clinton is turned off by consent.

Hillary's winged daemon monkeys warned her to Harvey's potted plant jizing ways way back in 2008:

Earlier, during the 2008 presidential race, Tina Brown, the magazine editor, said she cautioned a member of Mrs. Clinton’s inner circle about him. “I was hearing that Harvey’s sleaziness with women had escalated since I left Talk in 2002 and she was unwise to be so closely associated with him,” Ms. Brown said in an email.

So, why are the reports of Hillary and Weinstein's partnership making news now, when it's clearly gone on for around a decade (or more)? Same reason Donna Brazile is grabbing Hillary's tentish pantsuit to toss her in front of a bus. The Clintons have outlived their usefulness. Bill Clinton was a crown jewel in the Democratic presidential lineage. But Hillary is a two time loser. She couldn't clinch a win against a carrot-complected tycoon with a penchant for repeating himself like some kind of pet store parrot. It's time, or so it appears, to throw out Hillary and her rapey husband with last week's copy of the New York Times. An outlet which would've played ferocious defense for her had she toppled the reality TV star one year ago.

Too bad.

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