Sane people watch the Berkeley riots in disbelief (see MMA Fighter Jake Shields Saves Man Being Beaten by 'Peaceful Protesters' and "Anti-Fascists" Burn Berkeley to Protest Milo). People who live in New York City? They want in on the action, and as luck would have it, Gavin McInnes was in town. All of the leftists greatest hits were well covered. One professor was confused on the role of the police...

"You are fucking assholes!" the professor shouted at the New York Police Department (NYPD). "You're protecting the Nazis!"

The NYPD had arrived on the scene to prevent violence and escort McInnes out of the building safely. But the professor seemed to think the cops' job was to shut down a speaker she didn't like—by engaging in explicit violence against him.

"You should kick their ass!" the professor declared, referring to McInnes and his entourage. "You should!"

Yes, a professor. This person teaches students. She's educating future American leaders. Or at least future American #FightFor15 burger flipping losers. Tossup really.

I mean, at least this woman didn't set anything ablaze. Not a person or a building. So at least there's that. Perhaps she could teach her follow protesters the proper etiquette of being a full crazy loon. If I might make a suggestion, though? Turn down the volume, get more creative with the curse words. Better yet, replace all curse words with your favorite vegan dishes. Here...

"You should kick their tofu! You are chickpeaing cumquats!"

I promise you'll go viral. Who wants some hummus?

And maybe it's me, but I'm starting to run out of words to make fun of unhinged leftists. Someone should develop a thesaurus just for this. Or at least a WordPress extension. I'd even settle for a hotkey function. Because really, we're only two weeks into four years.

Speaking of Gavin...

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