Obama made an appearance at the SXSW festival this weekend. In case you're wondering, SXSW is basically a hub for media conferences and nerd-fest that Barack ditched Nancy Reagan's funeral for. Priorities. It was there that our Commander in Chief shamelessly made an ass out of himself. Again.

The president... made it clear he didn't see why phones should be off limits. If, technologically, it is possible to make an impenetrable device where there is no key, no door at all, how do we apprehend the child pornographer, how do we disrupt a terrorist plot? "It's fetishizing our phones above every other value," he said. "And that can't be the right answer. If [the government] can't get in, then everyone is walking around with a Swiss bank account in their pocket."

"How do we apprehend the child pornographer?" Hopefully not the same way the government "apprehends" rapists or those who commit treason by jeopardizing national security. Through their illegal email servers they're trading classified information from (read Evidence Proves Hillary Lied about the Nature of her Emails). I'm going to just put this right here...

Obviously Obama's newest attack on personal privacy stems from the whole San Bernardino-terrorists debacle. But really, the FBI eyeing the tech field has been a long time coming. The government has inserted itself into just about every industry possible. Look no further than Obama showing up at SXSW, where presidents have no possible business other than to push propaganda where it doesn't belong. Uncle Sam does not like being left out. Whenever he steps in he brings a load of new rules with him that somehow manage to limit our freedoms even more.

Obama's remarks are not only patronizing but condescending. And douchey. He's implying that the American people are being unreasonable. The government just wants unfettered access to all of your data: including bank account information, coordinates, passwords, your entire network. Remember, if they don't get their way...

How do we disrupt a terrorist plot? ...There are going to be some constraints imposed to ensure we are safe.

That's some class-A manipulation. Don't you want to be safe, America? (read Dear Wimps Willing to Exchange Liberty for 'Safety') See, they're being reasonable. They promise to only use their proposed magic key against terrorists. You know, the terrorists who weren't an issue to Obama not long ago (see 'ISIS is Contained' and 'America Doesn't Face any Existential Threats'). The ones who seem to only exist when it's convenient.

It's not like our president really believes in an objective truth anyhow. That or he just really likes unabashedly lying to the country over and over again. Kind of like how he went from condemning 'excessive executive action' to planning to enforce executive action on guns. Ah Obama, the great unifier of crap in chief.

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