Barry Obama just can't take a hint. You would think us replacing Obama with a hay-haired madman hellbent on destroying his legacy would send a clear enough message. Alas, Barry continues to assume we give butt-toots about what he has to say. No.

Obama gave a speech today to decry "division, resentment, and paranoia" in politics. While simultaneously trashing Republicans, showing bitter resentment for their policies.

Hypocrite-ception. Chris Nolan is buying the rights.

Yeah, for reals:

Former President Barack Obama launched his return to the campaign trail Friday with a fiery speech in Illinois, accusing President Trump and fellow Republicans of offering a “home” to “the politics of division and resentment.”

“It did not start with Donald Trump,” Obama said. “He is a symptom, not the cause. He’s just capitalizing on resentments that politicians have been fanning for years.”

A mirror. Stand before one.

“Appealing to tribe, appealing to fear, pitting one group against another ... that’s an old playbook,” Obama said, adding that people on either side of the aisle will call out “bigots and fear mongers” in a healthy democracy.

So, let's sum up Barry's remarks. "I'm against division and resentment. Also, Republicans are literally responsible for every bad thing in the world. They also said really mean things about me and I resent that do not concur with their assessment."

Just think about the past two years. Democrats have drawn a line in the sand and said "agree with everything I say or you're the love-child of Hitler and Lucifer himself." Even in the video, Obama hints at Republicans being a bunch of racist, sexist, homophobic, Islam-hating meanypants.

But Republicans are causing division. Obama is just encouraging us all to join hands and start a love train. As he did for eight years of his presidency. You didn't build that.

It's amusing how Barry Big Ears denounces resentment, then proceeds to boo-hoo because his political opponents say mean things about them. Like with every other politician in the history of ever.

Probably the funniest of all is the bit about paranoia. Yes, Republicans are the tin-hatter conspiracy crackpots. Says the people whose mantra is "Trump is a covert Nazi Russian plant. He wants to pump 10,000 volts through your gay neighbor's testes. Lock your kid in a cage."

Leftists like Obama, who has a "rich and vibrant" history of division himself, are completely lacking in self-awareness. They'll hate on Republicans for the very things they do themselves, times ten. Stick to your jazzercise routines and spare us the bullsh*t, Barry. The bitter clingers have bitter things to which to cling.

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