We’re all (not) gonna die!

I apologize to everyone who came to this article and thought, for even a moment, that we were going to die.

According to the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, we are one second closer to midnight on the Doomsday clock. For those of you who need to sync your clocks at home, that puts us at 89 seconds to midnight.

I know, I know. I asked the same question you did. What happens if the scientists that make up the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists see their shadow? Is that six more weeks of nuclear winter or…

No one was asking that? Oh. Okay. Well, then I’ll ask the other question you were all asking. What does this mean?

Um. Nothing. It means nothing. It’s a bid for relevancy. And here we are, talking about it. Giving them exactly what they want.

Let’s take a look at what the BoAS takes into consideration. Nuclear risk especially when it comes to Russia-Ukraine war, the Israel-Hamas war, and the Israel-Hezbollah, disruptive technologies like artificial intelligence and, wait for it, because I know you’re going to love it…

The climate crisis.

Of course, it’s climate change. Because the science that gets researched is the science that gets funded, and we all know that the climate crisis is a Marxist ploy to keep Leftist politicians in power. There’s no money in proving that climate change is a hoax. Just look at how serious Bill Nye looks in this picture from when the clock was at 90 seconds. You know they mean business!

So, what’s climate change doing on the list of things to consider when it comes to the atomic doomsday clock?

I mean, we hypothesize.

Because they’re politically motivated.

But as to what climate change has to do with the threat of nuclear holocaust, your guess is as good as mine.

For context, the Doomsday clock was set to 7 minutes during the Cuban missile crisis. So, yeah, the points are made up, and nothing matters.

What was once a council of intellectuals developed in order to assess the threat of nuclear annihilation is just another politically motivated Leftist organization demanding relevancy in a world that has grown beyond it. If you want to be taken seriously, be serious.

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