An Oklahoma High School student secretly recorded one of her teachers, while he waxed eloquent about healing the racial divide, saying that "to be white is to be racist." Uh huh.

That same student felt it necessary to protect her identity out of fear of backlash. Because liberals are super tolerant about ideas which run contrary to their own. Mmm hmm.

She was stunned by what was being taught, so she pulled out her phone and started recording.

In the audio, you can hear the teacher say “to be white is to be racist, period.”

The student said she was instantly offended.

"Half of my family is Hispanic, so I just felt like, you know, him calling me racist just because I'm white... I mean, where's your proof in that,” she said.

The words that followed were even more shocking to her.

In the recording you hear the teacher ask "Am I racist? And, I say yeah. I don't want to be. It's not like I choose to be racist, but do I do things because of the way I was raised?"

"I felt like he was encouraging people to kind of pick on people for being white," the student said.

The school district fired the teacher.

Nah, I'm kidding. This guy is probably on the board of Cultural Indoctrination Through Blanket Racism. A highly valued educator. A great guy, once you get to know him. Don't all your friends make generalized statements about a certain race of people? Who are you hanging out with after work? Learn to prioritize.

So while the school didn't show Professor Numbnuts the door, they did regret the incident happened. Or they regret it was recorded. It's a coin toss.

"Racism is an important topic that we discuss in our schools. While discussing a variety of philosophical perspectives on culture, race and ethics, a teacher was attempting to convey to students in an elective philosophy course a perspective that had been shared at a university lecture he had attended. We regret that the discussion was poorly handled. When the district was notified of this concern it was immediately addressed. We are committed to ensuring inclusiveness in our schools."

I regret these people have jobs. Seems they're more qualified to be janitors instead of teachers, what with their proclivity to recycle garbage.

So while Virtue Von Carebear lectured about how it's terrible to be racist, he slammed all white people for being racist. But they can't help it, white people are just born racist.

Someone tell me how that notion isn't completely racist. While you're doing that, maybe consider the benefits of charter schools, home schooling, or if Norman North High is the only school left on earth after the apocalypse, no schooling at all might be a better alternative.

Remember when schools actually taught lessons of value? Me neither.

But all facts ARE racist, according to liberal douche-dispensers.

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