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For the ContentJuly 28, 2023
TikToker breaks down Top 10 oldest muthaf***as in Congress: "Our country is literally being run by bones"
Left and right don't agree on many issues. One of the few where there is common ground is that way too many elected officials are too f*cking old to be elected officials. You shouldn't be allowed to hold office if you're in your 70s, let alone your 80s and 90s. Selfish staffers keep propping their bosses up so they don't have to look for a new job and count on an unengaged electorate to do the rest.
To drive that point home, I give you TiKToker @Farodb_. He counts down the Top Ten Oldest Muthaf*cks in both the Senate and the House. SPOILER: The youngest is in their late seventies.
"When this man was a kid, his parents could vividly remember when sliced bread hit the muthaf*cking market."
"Do you all remember the b*tch from Sponge Bob that thought chocolate was going to make her younger? This is that b*th in disguise."
"This man was born in the winter of '33. Describing his birth even sounds like I'm reading some sh*t from the Oregon Trail."
What, unfortunately, makes @Farodb_'s political commentary particularly biting is that we've seen TWO examples this week of why we need term and age limits in Congress. And as a twist, it's a rare occasion where the bothsidesism is legit.
Republican Senator Mitch McConnell looks like he had a stroke before starting a press conference. Instead of taking him to the hospital, they splashed water on his face a propped him back up behind the podium as if nothing happened.
Democrat Diane Feinstein gets wheeled around the Capitol not knowing where she is, what she's doing, or how all these people got in her room. Need proof? Three words: "Just Say Aye."
It would be nice if we didn't need term limits. It would be nice if elected officials put the American people first and would say to themselves, "Self, this is now the third time I sh*t my pants this week. Maybe I should NOT be debating vital issues of national security." It would be nice if their staffers didn't prop up great-great grandparents and operate them like sock puppets so that they didn't have to find other work. And it would be nice if voters took their job more seriously than they do.
But that's not the world we live in right now. So making fun of the elderly it is!
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