Wow, even Oprah Winfrey can't stand Hillary Clinton. Watch this video. This is the best O could come up with for an endorsement...

“The reason why I haven’t been vocal, other than saying I’m with her, is because I didn’t know what to say that could actually pierce through all the noise and the chaos and the disgusting vitriol that’s going on and actually be heard."

Ah, yes. The vitriol like MORON ALERT: Emmy-Winning Director Calls Trump Hitler. The Facts… and FAIL: Desperate Celebrities Make Another Pathetic Anti-Trump Ad!

But Oprah also doesn't like Hillary. That's another reason she hasn't climbed to the mountain top to sing out sychopantic praise, as she did with Obama eight years ago. She gives this reason for the tepid endorsement:

“I hear this all the time. You get into conversations — and there’s not a person in this room who hasn’t been in this same conversation — where people say, ‘I just don’t know if I like her.’ She’s not coming over to your house! You don’t have to like her.”

We don't like her. And actually I agree with the general sentiment Oprah posits. You're not voting for your best friend. You're voting for the leader of the country. Your representative. POTUS is the taxpayer's employee. You're choosing a candidate to lead the nation.

Which are all great reasons to despise Hillary Clinton. She's a terrible leader, a horrible representative, and looks down upon "everyday Americans" (the taxpayer). People who "don't like Hillary" have all the right reasons for loathing her to the core. It's not just that we don't want her at our house baking cookies. We don't want Hillary in the White House because she's a corrupt politician who hates the Constitution. Plus there's not enough closet space for the tentish pantsuits.

But thanks, Oprah. You're lackluster endorsement will move the election needle precisely zero.

Also, these other reasons...

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