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ArticlesJanuary 06, 2023
Oregon suspect claims man was a robot, so he NATURALLY had to chew "the robot's" face off
Oregon having a normal one! If it weren't such a beautiful state, I would probably believe it to be completely forsaken by God at this point.
Case in point: twenty-five-year-old Koryn Kraemer was recently accused of biting off an elderly man's ear and chewing his face at a train platform in a suburb of Portland.
You would think that story cannot possibly get worse. I would remind you that it is 2023, meaning, of course, it can.
Kraemer told authorities he believed the victim was a robot because of how he smelled. So of course his natural reaction, as a human defending all of humanity from the coming android takeover, was to bite off the robot's face and reveal the machinery underneath.
Unfortunately, the man was not, in fact, a robot, and police said his wounds were so bad that his skull was visible.
\u201cEarly this morning, an elderly man in the #Portland area was violently attacked at the Cleveland Ave. train station in Gresham. The suspect chewed off half the man's face. First responders could see the victim's skull. A 25-year-old suspect was arrested. https://t.co/k1VoEGV9JI\u201d— Andy Ng\u00f4 \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08 (@Andy Ng\u00f4 \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08) 1672801967
Kraemer did at least have the decency to thank the responding officers for saving him from the robot. He also admitted to using marijuana, fentanyl, and alcohol just before the attack.
Portland's train system could soon rival New York City's for the worst public transportation system in the country. Just a few weeks ago, a homeless woman pushed a 3-year-old child onto the tracks. Luckily, the child was quickly rescued.
\u201cShare this now everyone needs to see this\u201d— Wtfportland (@Wtfportland) 1672365867
The homeless woman had a significant criminal record, including a felony for heroin possession, and one incident where she stabbed a man after he invited her inside for breakfast.
Oregon recently "reformed" its bail system to focus on "flight risk" and "danger to the community" as opposed to whether or not the arrested individual can pay bail. The new law also orders that some defendants are released without bail entirely, depending on the crime.
\u201c\u201cIt\u2019s a piece of cake\u2026you get three meals a day and don\u2019t have to do shit\u2026wake up, eat get high, wake up eat get high\u201d repeat. A homeless woman shared with me why it\u2019s so easy to be homeless. She was brutally honest because she hates the enablement \u201cThey are loving us to death\u201d\u201d— Kevin Dahlgren (@Kevin Dahlgren) 1672522221
Plus, homelessness is significantly driving up crime in Portland. The government makes it easy with three meals a day, zero cops, and a lack of drug laws, as resident homeless person Wendy told a reporter last week.
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