Most people can agree Pakistan doesn't know how to do things - like be a successful nation. The terrorism and third world country-ness gives it away. Though to be fair, it seems like most Islamic countries are suck factories. So why does Pakistan stand out from the rest? They've been trying to improve the state of their country by coming up with modern laws, which help women in particular. The only problem is that these laws end up being neither modern nor helpful (see Pakistan: 'Women's Protection Bill' Encourages Men to Lightly Beat Their Wives...).

In fact, one such law just allowed a regular Muhammad to get away with murdering his daughter. He "honor killed" her to death, then pardoned himself for it. Which made everything okay... Because Pakistan.

A Pakistani man who killed his daughter and her boyfriend to "save family honor" was acquitted by a court in Lahore after he pardoned himself, his son and nephew for the crime. Kiran Bibi and her boyfriend Ghulam Abbas were shot dead.

The acquittal comes after laws against "honor killings" were passed in Pakistan recently. Ironically, the legislation was adopted to ensure that those involved in the practice are brought to justice, even if a family member pardons them.

In this case, because Muhammad and his wife were the girl's sole legal heirs, they were able to pardon anyone found guilty of killing her...

Firstly, can we address the head-wrapped elephant in the room? Muslim families tend to struggle with sorting out their relationship issues (RELIGION OF PEACE: Muslim Girl Marries For Love. Family Burns Her Alive... and Twin Brothers Stab Entire Family... For Opposing ISIS).

Honor killings are just one of those little Islamic things, like halal kabobs. They're actually pretty common in the Middle East... So common that they needed to make a law just for the issue of honor killings. But #NotAllMuslims honor kill the same way, so the law has a few loopholes. Aaand if anyone's going to exploit said loopholes, you can bet your prayer beads it'll be a dude named Muhammad. Which is exactly what happened... This guy murdered his daughter knowing he could get away with it. Easy peasy.

But remember, leftists say Islam is the religion of peace. It's you Christians and your cakes who need to fall in line. Haters.

Pakistan, this is why nobody likes you. Developed nations and radical Islam don't go together. If Middle Eastern countries ever truly want to progress? Might I suggest ditching the Quran and getting a new set of laws. You know, laws that don't cater to terrorism, murder, rape, slavery, and all that other fun Islamic stuff.

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