Leftists love chanty rhymes, don't they? Bush lied, people died, kind of thing. Okay, here's one for you. Innocent Israelis die, degenerate scumbag Palestinian fungal decay celebrate in the streets. Oh, snap, I forgot the rhyming part. Lemme give it another shot. Innocent Israelis die, malignant Palestinians hand out candy in celebration. I hope they choke. Dang. Did it again.

This story is developing. A terrorist attack in Tel Aviv has left four people dead, nine injured. The terrorists walked onto a military base and opened fire on armed soldiers.

Just kidding. The terrorists were dressed as Orthodox Jews and shot up a cafe. One of them had a machine gun. From FoxNews:

The attack took place around 10 p.m. local time in an upscale area of cafes and restaurants near the central military headquarters and Defense Ministry compound.

The two attackers were described to Fox News as Palestinian cousins from Yata in the Hebron area of the West Bank who were known to Israeli authorities. The two attackers were both dressed as Orthodox Jews, a law enforcement source told Fox News.

The weapons used by the attackers included a "Karl Gustav improvised machine gun."

Okay. Here's what's not news: Israel being under attack by Palestinians. We know Palestinians hate Israelis. They train their children to stab Jews. It comes as no real shock the Palestinians are launching yet another deplorable attack against innocent Israelis. Because remember, this happened in a cafe, not a battle field, not a military base.

But it gets worse. While most people with a beating heart see tragedy, Palestinians see an event worthy of celebration:

Oh, but the Israelis celebrate when Palestinians are attacked, you say?

Incorrect. Israel understands the difference between a military target and a civilian target. Like a cafe, where the Palestinians attacked today. Not a military target. Despite how much you may hate soy lattes.

Israel targets military units in Palestine. Usually after Palestine has fired into Israeli civilian territories. So if you want to jump aboard the good ship Palestine, don't. Stop right now. Especially since that Palestinian ship is armed to the hilt with suicide bombers, rockets, and machine guns. Because that ship is a military target, one which Israel will blow up AFTER the ship launches an attack on innocent Israelis.

Every time Israel is attacked by Palestine, the narrative on the left is: they deserved it. They're occupying territory which is not theirs.

Incorrect. Video on why this line of thinking is borderline, functionally retarded is below. Take that finger out of your nose and scroll to the bottom of this post.

Every time Israel responds to Palestine in a way which is not only appropriate, but somewhat restrained, the narrative is "Israel is oppressive and killed innocent children." Even though Palestine intentionally places its military targets with hospitals so they might win the PR campaign against Israel.

Knowing alllll that, do you think the media is going to cover how Muslims, esteemed members of the Religion of Peace (TM), led by the ever-worthy Palestinians (who no other Muslim country will host, by the way. There's a clue), are openly celebrating the death of innocent people?

But it matters. This is the enemy. Palestinians are the enemy. They're intolerant, hateful, racist bigots. They're everything the left claims to hate. Yet look at who the left foists up onto their SJW pedestal. Not Israel, the small country surrounded by nations which desire its extinction. No, no, the left sides with Palestine.

Let me be as transparent as an albinos varicose veins here: anyone who openly celebrates the killing of innocent people is a maggot-infested pustule, not only unworthy of media defense, but unworthy of any explanation, excuse-making, anything. They're subhuman monsters.

But don't you worry, I'm sure you leftist fungal bombs will still support them. That is, after all, what you do: prop up the worst of humanity, denigrate the best.

Here's that video I promised you earlier. Learn something.

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