"It's a Patriot Front,
It's a Patriot Front,
It's a put-on..."
- The Who, "Eminence Front (2023 GlowboI Remix)

Hilarity ensued over the weekend in Portland when a group of "Patriot Front"-ish losers wanted to play with flag-waving Americans. Only those flag-waving Americans knew what was going on and told the cosplayers to get the f*ck out, even unmasking a few. I'll throw up the "viral video disclaimer" right from the jump. A lot of context is unknown. However, this is still the most enjoyable video on the internet right now.

If you are unfamiliar with Patriot Front, there is a good chance you don't watch cable news. Outside of corporate journalismers and other media content creators, the organization doesn't matter. They show up randomly in uniform and fully masked. They protest saying white nationalist things and disappear. The media tries to tie them to Trump supporters. Yet, for a group of offensive masked Nazis, there is a lack of interest in revealing their true identities. Remember, journalisming is an institution that hunted down an anonymous meme maker because Donald Trump shared it.

It is because of all these red flags that others will claim PF are actually feds. Or, at the very least, a leftist astroturf group. The group of flag-waving Americans knew this and they knew the game. The "Patriot Front"-ish losers would hang out, say horrible things, then disappear to make sure "eyewitness video" makes its way to cable news.

Their "how do you do, fellow patriots" schtick did not work this time.

At least with this group, I lean towards it being Young Democrat astroturf. Unless the FBI is forcing agents to undergo experimental soy replacement theory. Think Captain America's super soldier serum, but in reverse.

Though there are some who still believe they are feds. And are on the side of the feds.

That is correct. Patriots who love America do not appreciate having their government attempt to set them up and entrap them. Adam Kinzinger probably stans cops who pull him over for doing a 55 in a 54.

We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website will continue to monitor this story for any updates.

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