You may have noticed it has been a weird week here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website. Some stories were missed. And when I had seen "Pee Diddy" trending I considered finding out why...but I didn't have the strength. Now that I know thanks to my morning news consumption, I can't NOT share it. It's exactly what it sounds like. P. Diddy's girlfriend likes to be peed on.

Apparently, if you ask the clubs, golden showers that's what's up.

P. Diddy is dating fellow rapper Yung Miami. Yung Miami appeared on the Caresha Please show where she shared what critics call waaaaay too much information. Take a shot if you like golden showers!

You know, when you’re drunk...you can pee on me in the shower. It just depends on how the night is flowing.

Not the kind of revelation your boyfriend wants you to make on the internet knowing how the internet gets. Not when your boyfriend's first initial is "P." I mean, the jokes are almost TOO easy.

Twitter, particularly the Twitter with a higher degree of melanin than the rest of Twitter, had themselves one. I believe this is what the kids call "being disrespectful."

I'm just thankful Biggie isn't here to see this.

P. Diddy, aka Sean Combs, is of course a mogul. And moguls do mogul things. Combs knows a marketing opportunity when he pees one -- I mean SEES one -- and I have no doubt he has his trademark attorney on the phone right now.

Of course, you can't have a group of black people engaged in the same activity without a Karen cameo.

I feel bad for Pee Diddy. Though there are silver linings in everything. At least Yung Miami doesn't like to be dookied on. Poop starts with "P" too.

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