Nancy PeLOLsi stories are becoming their own sub genre on the interwebs (see Nancy Pelosi: “Constitution Doesn’t Say You Can’t Yell ‘Wolf’ in a Crowded Theater…” and BUSTED: Nancy Pelosi Caught Telling Politician to Pander). Here was have the Pandertron 3000 speaking about DACA. That's when she recalled World War II. Her internal mainframe ran some calculations and decided Republicans insisting there's a difference between legal immigrants and illegal immigrants made for an appropriate reference to Japanese internment.

A week and a half ago, I was in Chicago and I saw this art exhibit that I was invited to see. It's called 'And Then They Came For Me,' and it's about the internment of Japanese American patriots in our country, who were interned into camps during World War II.

While their family members were fighting for freedom for America and for the world in World War II, they were in camps. And they came for me. And now they're coming for the Dreamers. This is something that -- we owe these Dreamers for their patriotism, their courage, their optimism, to come forward.

Yeah, three key points here:

1. It was the Democrats who thought interning people based on their country of origin was a swell plan. President Franklin Roosevelt was a Democrat. So we're clear.

2. The Japanese Americans who Democrat President Franklin Roosevelt put in interment camps during World War II were legal citizens of the country. DREAMers are here illegally. Minor differences.

2. IT WAS THE DEMOCRATS WHO DID THAT! PRESIDENT FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT WAS A DEMOCRAT!

People who are here illegally may have soaring tales of woe. They may have great reasons to be in America and not in the crapfest of their own country. It's all very touching and please hand me a tissue.

Except what matters in America more than prime time sob stories are the lives, safety, and welfare of LEGAL Americans. And if the DREAMers or the DACA hooligans were as holy and innocent as Pelosi Bot 2000 says they are, Americans probably wouldn't give two toots to the wind where they landed. Alas, illegal immigrants are not Jesuses swaddled in tattered robes, nor are they like innocent people interned. THEY SHOULDN'T BE HERE AT ALL, THEY ARE ILLEGAL. A better analogy for them would be an invading army determined to take the resources of our country. Got that? INVADERS. Stop me with the all caps.

Gimme a moment to calm myself.

That's enough.

May Nancy Pelosi be the intellectual leader of the Democrats for ever and ever and ever. You can't write this kind of stupidity without being high on shrooms.

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