Today Donald Trump was sworn into office as the 45th President of the United States. Some handled it better than others.

First of all, you're welcome. But let's thank ITV News for this. It is undeniably amazing. Whoever captured this moment, I nominate you for all the trophies, medals, plaques, ribbons. May you be blessed with sugary drinks sans petty judgment. Not since Trigglypuff has liberalism been so well represented in a singular video clip. Mazel tov.

Secondly, this is exactly how most leftists are feeling today. Well, and the last two months. Possibly the next four years. Methinks this is but the apex of those floating ice barges the left is so worried may melt. Much like their dreams of a Hillary Clinton presidency. Again I tip my hat to ITV News. So well done.

Thirdly, to the screamer. Not sure if you're a dude or dudelet. I hesitate to say "lady" or "gentleman." God forbid I misgender you, so I'm going to call you "Pookie." It's a term of endearment, just work with me here. Look, Pookie, I feel your pain. Truely. I lived through eight years of Obama. Disappointment is real. Sometimes your soul screams in ways better left for horror movie dismemberment scenes. I understand. But I never once marched into the real world, held a protest sign aloft, and bellowed like a Star Wars villain recently deprived of his humanity.

But thanks, Pookie. You made my day. You're the highlight. Live long and keep screaming all your emotions. Just if you could, make sure there's a camera capturing the deliciousness.

Also, let's have another round of compare and contrast.

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