It's good to find a sense of normalcy where we can find it, especially as we navigate these abnormal times (see SEATTLE: Anti-Abortion Nutcase Screams Bloody Murder to 'Relax' and The My Pillow Guy Is Making Surgical Masks ... and the Media Is PISSED). A nice cup of coffee in the morning. The sounds of children playing outside. And PETA being insufferable doucheburgers made out of soy and feelings. While everyone else is adjusting to our new reality, the organization is all "can't stop, won't stop" up in this piece.

PETA protested outside a grocery store in Reno, NV this week ... using a PETA cow to urge shoppers to save animals by going vegan. Next week, PETA says a chicken will be advocating a similar message to shoppers outside a supermarket in Sioux Falls, SD.

Activists are standing 6 feet apart from one another at protests, and they're handing things out to the public from a safe distance — at a recent protest, an extended grabber tool was used to distribute toilet paper rolls to pedestrians that read, "wipe out animal illness, go vegan."

PETA's also going hands-free for vegan starter kits ... instead of passing out leaflets, a protester holds a big sign with a QR code so folks can download the leaflet on their phones.

Imagine being the grocery shopper. Having to wear a mask and gloves just to buy food. Worried about what's going to be left. And some vegan dickhead comes up to you, lecturing you about eating meat. It wouldn't surprise me to see a shopper pick up two handcarts and start swinging them like nunchucks at the protesters. At least, that's what I would do. Not that I'm a violent person. But seriously, screw you guys.

The people in PETA need to cut the crap and go eat some bacon. That they don't eat the grilled flesh of tasty animals is probably why they're such miserable life-forms all the time.

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