If you rounded up all the dicks north of Poughkeepsie and put them in a bag, it still wouldn't be big enough for Andrew Cuomo to choke on. Because the governor has decided he hasn't caused enough difficulty in the state of New York (see ANDREW CUOMO SAYS PEOPLE WILL DIE NO MATTER WHAT IS DONE. SO WE SHUT DOWN BECAUSE...? and LADIES, YOU CAN NOW WEAR ANDREW CUOMO AND GAVIN NEWSOM ON YOUR PANTIES). Which, for those of you unfamiliar, includes all the land outside New York City, from which the New York City virus spread.

Regions of the state are ready to reopen in Phase 2 of the reopening plan. They hit all the benchmarks Cuomo put in place. However, Cuomo isn't giving permission for them to reopen until an INTERNATIONAL PANEL OF EXPERTS reviews the data and gives THEIR thumbs-up.

A group of "international experts" will review data on the first phase of New York's reopening plan and will have to sign off before phase two starts, Gov. Andrew Cuomo said today.

Cuomo gave no details on when the review will occur or how long it will take. He said only that experts will get data on phase one from the state once it ends and then analyze it. If they approve, eligible regions of the state will move to phase two, Cuomo said.

No word on if it's the same international panel of experts whose expertness got all the COVID-19 data wrong and put us in this mess in the first place. Also, no word on why exactly these international experts have authority as to whether or not small business in the Mohawk Valley can get their lives back. What is clear is that Chris's brother is the poster child for why you don't give politicians this much unchecked power. Ever.

Next time there's an election, and both the Democrat Party and the NYC media want to make it about social issues and Trump tweets, voters, remember these last few months.

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