Twenty people have been arrested during a night of mass looting in Philadelphia. One of them includes Meatball, who was gracious enough to narrate the evening events for us before her evening ended in the back of a cop car.

Before we get to Tuesday night's events, it's important when you see people looting from Footlocker, Apple, and Lululemon, remember what social media influencer Rep. AOC told us. They are only trying to feed their families in the name of equity.

Meatball even says herself that everyone's got to eat.

Sh*t popped off over the dismissal of charges against police officer Mark Dial, who was involved in a fatal shooting. Dial had shot Eddie Irizarry during a traffic stop when Irizarry pulled a knife on him. Defense made the argument acted in self-defense after fearing for his life

A judge agreed and dismissed all charges. Not everyone else in Philadelphia agreed as there were mostly peaceful protests during the day. As we've seen many many many times in the past, riots and looting happened at night. But rest assured, the looting has NO CONNECTION to the earlier BLM demonstrations.

One of the patriotic dissenters, Meatball, was out on these streets documenting the struggling citizens stealing computers and hundred dollar Yoga pants to feed their families in the name of equity. She asked people to donate to her exploits as she, allegedly, went to go loot a Walmart.

Meatball made it clear that if police locked her up, it was going to be both "lit" and a "movie."

Philadelphia police said "bet."

Meatball's lit movie did not turn out the way she thought it would. We're not even sure if she got anything from Walmart.

It's remarkable that in all these decades since Al Gore invented the Internet, people still don't understand how it works. When you broadcast yourself committing a crime LIVE, it doesn't just go out to your subscribers. Police have an internet too. And there you are telling them LIVE what illegal activities you're up to and where you are committing them.

Poor Meatball. Looks like she had to learn the hard way.

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