Pierre Poilievre is the conservative alternative to Prime Minster Justin "I Feel Pretty" Trudeau. Maybe. Canada's walking pile of soy and hair goop only gets around 33% of the Canadian vote, but because of the stoonad way Canadians vote, he adds that to other candidates and becomes Prime Minister somehow. This is what countries get for not having a two-party system.

Poilievre is the opposition party leader, and how he handles a journactivist in this viral video needs to be studied by America's opposition party. I've been wanting to see conservatives answer questions like this ever since I saw Jon Moxley do it in a WWE promo. When a journalismer starts a question with "people say..." the only response is "what people?" and "who are these people?"

The answer is, of course, the journalsimer and all the other leftist journalismers they know. But they can't tell you that. So they wind up saying stupid things like "I don't know."

And my man munching an apple the entire time is the pièce de résistance. That's French-Canadian for "dope AF."

This is how it's done. Or at least how it SHOULD be done. Conservatives always get the "people say" question. A reporter makes up a false narrative, claims that "some" people are saying it, and then expect right-leaning people to respond to the false narrative that they made up themselves.

You'll never hear Joe Biden be asked, "people say your brain is 72% tapioca and you are being propped up by handlers who drag you around like Bernie from that Andrew McCarthy movie. What do you say to those people?"

It's always conservative leaders. And it's always whatever the Leftist narrative du jour is, but framed as if it's "people" saying it and not just the progressive twats the reporter has charcuterie with.

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