This is the greatest video you will see all day and a much needed break from political posts that Facebook is throttling and preventing you from seeing anyway. It's also why I keep Not the Bee bookmarked because I'm totally biting this off of them. A pleasant conversation between a bearded bro and a Jewish fella. Who, now that I think about it is also bearded. Yay beards!

The bearded bro of an unknown religion was doing a pizza review, ala El Presidente when this happened.

PIZZA BRO: Want some pizza?

KOSHER BRO: I'd love some, but I'm only eating kosher. I'm Jewish.

PIZZA BRO: I should have known that.

And they laughed. If this was social media, there would be an accusation of hate speech. The pizza bro would have gotten accused of intolerance. Lactose-intolerant people would come out of the woodwork and claim they were offended. And it would be trending on Twitter with a third of people attacking, a third of the people attacking the attackers, and the last third tweeting "Why is this trending?"

Also, I'm sure the Anti-Defamation League would get involved, just because... Elon Musk.

In the real world, there was a laugh, a have a nice day, a shalom, and asking what the bearded bro's YouTube channel was. It may not seem like it when you as very online as many of us are. But this is the way normies behave when they bump into each other in the street. It also makes you hungry for pizza.

We can all use a well-needed reminder of how the real world operates when you log off. It's not "everything sucks," "everything is horrible," and "someone do something" all the time.

Side note: The irony of crafting a blog post about logging off of Twitter once and a while around a video found on what used to be Twitter is not lost on me.

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