Never leave your child with Planned Parenthood. Including the ones they chop shop (see EVIL: Planned Parenthood Workers Admit Fetuses ARE People. Laugh About Killing Them…) Despite abortions being their bread and butter, Planned Parenthood claims abortions are a tiny part of the services they provide. Well, they have a new "service" to offer. A comprehensive how-to guide on teaching preschoolers about doing the nasty. Not even joking.

It’s common to feel weird talking about sexuality with your kids, but try to manage your reactions in the moment so you don’t transfer shame or anxiety onto them. Remember, young kids are pretty much a blank slate — they don’t know that adults see certain body parts and activities as sexual, so they won’t understand why some people are uncomfortable talking about it. So do your best to address sex and masturbation in a way that’s positive (or neutral), matter-of-fact, and encourages them to come to you with questions in the future.

Having a negative reaction or refusing to answer sends the message that your child’s natural curiosity is bad, and that it’s not okay to come to you with questions. So even if you feel flustered, try to keep calm and positive.

Um.

It feels weird to talk about sex with four-year-olds? That's probably because it is weird. They're four. Children are more concerned about their Barbie's attire or Tonka Truck tires. Not how mommy and daddy (or mommy and mommy) make sweet, sweet love.

Are Planned Parenthood's butcher shops clinics in a slump? Why else would they dip their toes into sexual dalliances for kids? Seems they're trying to push themselves into Teen Mom's demographic. Isn't the goal of Planned Parenthood and their abortion factories to prevent unwanted pregnancies, not to encourage them? So why are they teaching parents how to teach youngins about coitus? Unless they actually want more sex-crazed kids getting pregnant. Hmmm.

I'm failing to see the benefit in teaching the Kama Sutra to a demographic barely past Huggies. This is a crowd who believes a magic bunny poos chocolate eggs. I doubt it's going to psychologically scar the preschoolers if we delay the lessons on the "ins-and-outs" of making whoopie.

This is yet another attempt by leftists to sink their demonic talons into the younglings. It's much easier to infect a booger-flicker with leftist AIDS than it is to infect a fully developed adult. By then, most of us have developed an immunity to bulls**t. Excluding leftist mush dumplings.

Behold the left's vision for America. Legions of sex-crazed lads in dresses, spouting off Marxist claptrap and doing watercolors with period blood. Future's looking bright, eh?

Speaking of brainwashing the youths:

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