We've written about how, to combat Sweden becoming the rape capital of the world, police were handing out bracelets with the writing "do not molest me" on them. Treated as more of a request than a command by the rapists themselves, this is what happens when you try to handle criminals with "a stern talking to" most often seen by glib eight grade mothers.

SPOILER ALERT! It didn't work.

At least 35 aged between 12 and 17 reported being attacked during the 'Party in the Park' festival in Karlstad, 250 miles from Stockholm in Sweden's Varmland County on Friday and Saturday night.

Some of the alleged victims reported being 'kissed and groped' in scenes similar to the Cologne New Year attacks, in which dozens of women reported being assaulted.

One 17-year-old victim has waived her right to anonymity to describe how an attacker targeted her while she was watching music at the popular event.

But who would do such a thing? Wait, don't say it... DON'T YOU SAY IT!

'They were probably immigrants. I hate to say it. But it is the truth,' she said.

Looks like Sweden might have to go Germany's route, and implement the use visual aids (read "German Government Teaches Migrants How to Have Sex with White Women Through Pictures" here). Keep in mind that said visual aids do nothing to curb actual AIDS AIDS. But then, life's never perfect.

Speaking of Germany, has everyone forgotten about Cologne? That was yet another European music festival where the women were raped en masse (read more about Cologne rapes here). What is it with these music festivals? It's almost as if (through the observation of Islamic migratory patterns), these scum buckets are targeting areas with higher concentrations of young, ignorant, Western women. It's almost like their internal CPU is a neural net processor. A learning computer. Fascinating.

A word of warning to all our Swedish and German readers. If Islamic migrants are present, avoid any and all giant music festivals. It's like the Vans Warped Tour but with rape. A whole lot of rape. If you want to know just WHY that is, well, watch the video below. HINT: Muhammad was a rapist.

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