I love you, internet.

We here at the Louder of Crowder Dot Com website have been advising people to start popping popcorn ever since Elon Musk bought Twitter and shenanigans ensued. Lord knows we'll need some today during the chaos surrounding Kevin McCarthy begging people to vote for him. There is a dude in Texas who works at a movie theater and makes popcorn better than anyone else in the history of making popcorn. It's this guy!

Meet Jason Grosboll. Aka the Popcorn Guy. Aka the Bad Boy of Movie Popcorn. And I know what you're thinking. "Brodigan...people still go to the movies?" Apparently so! And they can't get enough of Jason, who is half Tom Cruise from "Cocktail," half a random part-time worker who entertains himself to pass the monotony.

His fans have turned him into a viral celebrity.

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Local press caught up to this viral sensation. What can he say? He just really likes making popcorn. It brings joy to his heart.

I love interacting with new customers, seeing the smiles on their faces and joy on them. At first, no one really understood it, but as time passed on, people loved it.

The method to his madness is to layer the butter. Other lesser movie store employees who don't take pride in their work will just give you a few squirts on the top.

Brian gives you a popcorn parfait of popcorn on butter on popcorn on butter on popcorn on one more layer of butter. He's quite mad.

Congress goes back to work today, which means a return to "everything sucks," "everything is terrible," and "oh my God, why are you the way you are?" Enjoy the good where you can find it. Let popcorn guy bring joy to your heart!

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