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It was only a matter of seconds before these two porch pirates raced to the home of a package delivery that included cell phones.

It is unclear how these people knew cell phones were in the boxes, but they knew.

Weird how they were speaking Spanish. Do you think they are American citizens? They can't be part of the alien invasion, can they? And I am pretty sure that is not a Mexican accent but I am not a linguist.

Remind me again why we don't need borders...

Not saying these people broke federal immigration laws, but I am saying they don't speak English; they don't respect our laws; they steal from Americans; and we are currently being invaded by aliens. So you do the math.

Also, if they are alien invaders, didn't they get a free phone when they got here?

Anyway....

According to The Daily Mail:

A pair of porch pirates raced to the front door of a home in Pennsylvania to battle over an expensive package just seconds after a FedEx driver dropped it off.

In the video, the two porch pirates are seen sprinting to pick up the AT&T package and begin to wrestle over it.

This occurred in Pennsylvania. It is unclear if they prosecute crime there but that does not seem to be much of a concern for these two.

But one of the men starts swinging a weapon at the other and runs away with the expensive item.

One of the men shouts: 'Yo,' before they begin to wrestle over the package and the thief in the gray tracksuit brandishes a weapon he uses to swipe at the other.

He eventually wins the battle and picks up the package and takes off as the other man picks up an empty plant pot and chases him.

They begin shouting at each other before they get into their separate cars and drive away in the same direction.

The weirdest thing about this video was not that someone knew the phones were being delivered, but that two separate groups knew about it. How is that possible? Or it’s possible the first car knew and the second thief followed suit. Nonetheless, these are pathetic losers and it’s even more infuriating considering they will likely continue with their brazen criminality.

One man was ready to stab the other thief over stolen cell phones, that is how much they value their life or anyone else.

It's a weird coincidence that organized crime seemed to increase exponentially at the same time as the alien invasion. But that's a coincidence and has nothing to do with this video.

As you know who would say, "They are not sending their best."

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