Guys, this isn't even a MEGA-PICKUP like the one our whiniest liberal of the week feared more than God's wrath. And still, despite it suffering small man syndrome under the shadows of three-quarter and one ton pedestrian-slayers, the little truck transformed a motorcycle into an artistic light display on the streets of Portland. Behold: little truck vs. morons.

Rammed through a fence, but first it rammed through a motorcycle. Kids, this is why physics matters. Isaac Newton had some important epiphanies about this little thing he called "inertia" and how something with a lot of mass plus speed was much more powerful against something with less mass and less (or in this case) zero speed. I understand the Portland Peaceful Protesters United Against Police are fighting the power. But they can't fight this kind of power anymore than they can suddenly create a #F*ckGravity trend and fly all the way home to mommy's.

The opposition isn't smart. They don't need to be. They're forceful. Like the early homo sapiens attacking something with rocks. So as much fun as I have making fun of the stunning lack of brain power of our missing links here, let's all realize one needn't be a criminal mastermind to be a criminal. What we have here is a legion of dutiful lemmings waiting to carry out orders.

Sure, this is Portland. For now. But already the Seattle minions are heading into the 'burbs to intimidate Carmen Best. This isn't just a "lol, blue city votes for this nonsense" case. Portland rioters have said they're ready to take their mayhem to a precinct near you.

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