Details are emerging from Monday's van attack in Toronto. For a change, the motive wasn't Islam (see BREAKING: Van Mows Down Pedestrians in Barcelona Terrorist Attack, Takes People Hostage… and ALLAHU AKBAR: NYC Attacker An Immigrant Who Pledged Allegiance to ISIS…). Rather than "Allahu akbar" we have a "women hate me, ergo I'll show them by running my giant van through a crowd. Bitches love men who overcompensate with van-moweage." According to the latest report, Alek Minassian is "involuntarily celibate." That's the PC term for beta male douche without game.

From The Daily Mail:

The van driver who murdered ten when he mowed down pedestrians on a Toronto sidewalk was a frustrated, social awkward involuntary celibate who was obsessed with Santa Barbara shooter and fellow social reject Elliot Rodger.

Social media posts by Alek Minassian, 25, paint a picture of an angry young man, who was furious that women rejected his sexual advances.

Not a terrorist, just an angry man who can’t get laid. He sounds the Twitter boys I’ve got muted. Because creepers being angry at women for not accepting their creepy advances is not as unusual as you may think. In fact, I bet there will be several commenters from men on Twitter and Facebook saying "Yeah, it is frustrating though." These same men will complain about women "not liking nice guys like me" while accusing women of being shallow whores for not being attracted to "nice guys like me." Then wonder why there's still feminism.

In one post, he refers to the rebellion of 'incels' - a term used to refer to men who have been made 'involuntarily celibate' because women will not have sex with them.

Minassian's Facebook post announced: 'The Incel Rebellion has already begun! We will overthrow all the Chads and Stacys!

"Chads" being men who women like, and "Stacys" being the women who like those men. So Minassian took his frustration and changed his behavior in accordance with what the "Stacys" like in their "Chads." Because every great romance story begins with "So I rented this giant white van..."

Instead of a white van, just get yourself a white sock. Cheaper than a sex doll. Which should also be on your Amazon wishlist. The sex doll market makes a lot of sense when examining douches like Minassian.

In case it needs saying, being frustrated over women not liking you is not a good reason to kill ten people with a van. Actually, there's no good reason to kill ten people with a van. No, not even if you paid money to see Amy Schumer's I Feel Pretty. Living with your poor decisions is one of life's most cruel curses.

Should go without saying, but if the opposite sex constantly rejects you, the problem isn't the opposite sex. It's you, boo. This rule also applies to hairy feminists who think their blue-dyed armpit hair "redefines traditional beauty." No.

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