When you take your child shopping, he or she spends a solid 50% or more of that time begging you to buy X toy for them. You spend at least 50% of your time denying them said toy. Parenting. Children spend precisely 0% of shopping time asking to see male or female genitalia. Little close-minded bigots are they.

Enter Prankmaster Steven Crowder and Target's controversial transgender "gender-free" tinkle policy...

Was it the assistant (to the) manager's fault the policy Target has adopted is so disgustingly perverted, people like Steven Crowder channeling their best Mark Rippetoe would call to complain about their daughter who'd seen a shrunken elephant's trunk while making a pee-pee? No. But if you're an assistant (to the) manager at a retail chain which permits men to drop trou in little girls rooms, what other kinds of calls would you expect? Well, other than operating hours inquiries.

But after the stinky man farts fade, we are still left with a troubling conclusion. Target isn't changing its policies despite these kinds of calls. Related: Surprise! Man Wanted for Photographing Women. In Target Ladies' Room. There was no problem here with a fully grown man, thinking he's a lady (or not thinking he's a lady), in a stall next to a nine-year-old girl. To borrow a word from the SJW dictionary, I find this "problematic." Which is exactly why many shoppers have opted out of Target. If one can shop from the comfort of their non-judging couch, why risk seeing a tallywhacker at all?

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