Remember when the Ivy Leagues in this country were where our best and brightest would go to learn things, and not be little laboratories for social justice (see Dumbass Yale #SJW’s Verbally Assault Professor of “Safe Spaces” and Leftist Harvard Students ‘Triggered’ by… American Flag)? Welcome to Princeton, where the Princeton Human Resources Department has banned the word "man" and would like you to stop using it.

The Princeton University HR department has largely wiped the word “man” from its vocabulary.

The relatively new policy in effect at the Ivy League institution spells out the directive in a four-page memo that aims to make the department more gender inclusive.

Instead of using “man,” employees are told to use words such as human beings, individuals or people.

Man. Man. Man. Man. Man, man, manmanmanmanmanmanmanmanmanman!

Triggered yet? No? Should I have gone ALL CAPS?

If you're still alive, breathing, and wondering WTF just happened, then congratulations. Your brain is not on fire due to rampant stupidity, oversensitivity, hysteria, or pandemic dumbassery. Therefore next time you're out and about, have yourself a donut. Maybe a latte with actual whole milk. Treat yo-self, smarty pants.

We are talking about words, after all. Specifically the word "man" and any derivative thereof. Some of our "best and brightest" at what used to be the prestigious university of Princeton, have found the word "man" and any derivative thereof, triggering. Why? Because not everyone is a man. At least that's what I'm gathering from the blither blather written in the source article.

Are you guys seeing the same problem I'm seeing? Oh, snap, sorry. Are you people seeing the same thing I'm seeing? Here, lemme help: PRINCEton. This university's root word is "prince." As in a privileged, probably white, son of a king. Do you guys people think PRINCEton is going to change its name so it's more "inclusive"?

Of course not. What this list of "Don't say these man-words, you sexist" list is about is virtue signaling to the outrage culture. It's a way of transmitting to the SJW cry babies that PRINCEton cares about "inclusivity."

But it's simply a bucket of regurgitated dog vomit. Yes, twice regurgitated. If you have dogs, you understand.

I guess as long as easily-offended feminists (redundant) and beta-males are made to feel safe, they'll have no problem...surviving the stress of four years of an Ivy League college.

How these diapered alums will handle the actual world? Well, probably not well. We're seeing some of them now. Read Millennials Outraged Over... Sitcom Mocking Millennial Outrage?

Speaking of college students being a bunch of overly-pampered boo-hoo cry babies...

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