Really, and this is a point we've touched on a few times, I have to say "thank you" to liberals. There was a time on the right when no one knew how #NeverTrump and #AllINeedIsTheTrumpThatIBreathe were going reconcile. Then leftists started setting themselves on fire and taking their clothes off, and we remembered why we were all friends: so we might join hands in laughter as we continue to marvel at the low levels of stupid to which leftists will sink. The latest? Pathetic losers staging a "cough-in" to protest ObamaCare repeal.

Yes. They walked into Trump International and started coughing. Don't laugh, this is SERIOUS.

Oh, oh, a cough in! WELL THEN. I guess that means, what with you people taking to a building and fake coughing, we must KEEP the ObamaCare! Wow, like, we were super serious about repealing it, but pretending to be sick while holding up signs? WHO CAN RESIST?

It's almost like binge-watching a show on Netflix. You enjoy one protest so much that you can't wait to start the next one, but know you need to go take a much needed potty break, followed by bedtime. Because yes, you must go to work eventually. And this has just been the mini-series introducing the show! Season One doesn't start until noon on Friday. Maybe this is what the Millennials refer to as "adulting." When one must make tough, adult-ish decisions like when to stop doing stupid things in favor of smart things. Right? Any Millennial who likes to use "adulting" in serious conversation want to chime in? Or do you need a cough drop first?

In protest of liberalism, I'm going to have a protest of my own: working.

You keep doing you leftists. We'll keep doing our jobs. Which is, thank you sweet baby Jesus, mocking leftists and all of their puerile ways. My, what a wonderful time to be alive.

Oh, and Lena Dunham is still a pukefest who celebrates a racist eugenicist. Welcome to Thursday.

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