The Lord works in mysterious ways. Elwood Blues taught us that. God knew there is a lot of "everything sucks" and "everything's terrible" and "someone do something" in the news this week. So he delivered onto us a pick me up. A video of a nun tackling a climate wackadoodle and making him her bitch.

That has to be why this video from last year is going viral today. A large Catholic religious center was being built in Saint-Pierre-de-Colombier that the environuts had an issue with. Some carbon footprint bullsh*t. It may have been built since then. All the articles are in French and I only read in American like everyone else should.

However according to Google Translate, on this fateful day last October, environmental activists and nuns came to blows with violent altercations that lasted an hour.

"I didn’t expect that,” said the guy you are about to see plowed by the Holy Spirit. “ I expected the nuns to be a little reasonable for the public order."

Surprise, Bitch!

If you were to ask AI to create an image of a beta male who is such a soy-infused cuck that a tiny nun could take him down without much of a struggle, this is the photo they would come up with. Homeboy looks like he's running for his life.

You're tempted to mock the guy, laughing, "Dude, you just got beat up by a girl." Then you realize he's a Leftist and would wear it as a badge of honor.

The only thing missing is the nun doing the crotch chop after taking him down. I don't *think* that falls under taking the Lord's name in vain.

If watching climate loonies get embarrassed in public is the content you need today, might we also suggest:

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Watch: 'Just Stop Oil' slacktivists finally get taste of their own medicine, trolled with balloons and rape whistles

"We love you oil, yes we do": Watch as this eco-clown protest is no match for a drunken bachelor party

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