Rand Paul is my spirit animal. Anthony Fauci is an expert on moving goalposts, lying to people who he thinks are too stupid to know any better, and defecating on the hopes and dreams of children. Those are expressions and metaphors, Facebook "fact" checkers. Fauci has never pooped on a kid to the best of my knowledge. No one at his age should be moving anything, let alone literally digging a goalpost out of the end zone and putting it somewhere else. Anthony Fauci chirps a lot. A lot of what he says turns out to be bullplop. Yet for some reason, Democrats and the media insist he's the only one we listen to on 'rona things. On a related note, we are now three hundred and sixty-seven days past "15 Days to Flatten the Curve."

Fauci's latest thing is telling us we still have to wear masks, even after being fully vaccinated. Remember all those months of being told once we have a vaccine we'll be back to normal? Anthony Fauci says "suck it." At a hearing today, Sen. Rand Paul responded, "No, YOU suck it."

Rand: You say that Americans NEED to wear masks, even after being vaccinated. What peer-reviewed study do you base that on?

Tony: I was told there would be no hard questions.

Rand: It's not a hard question. You're the "expert." Cite one study that backs up your expertiness. Just one study.

Tony: Can I use one of my lifelines?

Rand: Just name for me a single study. Any study at all.

Tony: Phone a friend?

Rand: ...I hate you so much.

Here are the CDC guidelines on mask-wearing. Feel free to smash the link for the sake of providing full context and jive like that.

I think you can divide America into three distinct groups at this point. The Anthony Faucis and Joe Bidens of the world who think it's their jobs to lecture us on what we can and can't do. The people willing to let them, and have their fingers crossed they may get to see MeeMaw on the 4th of July. Then there is the rest of America who is saying enough is enough. We may choose to follow a minimal amount of guidelines, but it's our choice. Outside of that, we're going to live our lives and f*ck you if you have a problem with it. I hereby nominate Rand Paul to be our leader.

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