Remember when Trump said "Obamacare is dead"? Well, the corpse still lingers on, haunting us with its high premiums. Conservatives and leftists alike agree that Obamacare needs to go. And in turn, there have been quite a few "solutions" proposed which deserve to be tossed back into the ceramic poop bowl from whence they came. But this idea that dribbled its way from Bernie Sanders' spittle cannon? It takes the wrongness cake...

There are plenty of reasons as to why "MEDICARE FOR ALL!" isn't a good idea. Namely because it doesn't work. Hence only one in five doctors accepts Medicare. It's currently failing and has been deemed insolvent, yet Bernie makes no mention of this in his grand plan to give everyone all the free stuffs. Small details.

Cretins like Sanders fancy the USA as lagging behind socialized European countries. 'Tis not so. We're far superior when it comes to developing technology and making it accessible at competitive prices, and dishing out quality medical care. Also just in general. We're better than Europe. Not sorry.

Meanwhile, take a gander at our neighbor Canada for example, who has implemented such socialist policies. Wait times in emergency rooms can topple over five hours. Ample room for quality patient bonding, sure. Receiving prompt and efficient medical attention? Not so much.

Socialism and healthcare aren't a thing. Stop trying to make it a thing.

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