It must be nice being such a millionaire that you confuse someone else's private jet for your own private jet. Such was the case recently for millionaire one-percenter Bernie Sanders. Because when you are crisscrossing the country to talk about how you're going to raise people's taxes (see Bernie Sanders Claims Socialism is ‘Economic Freedom’ and WATCH: Bernie Sanders Says You WANT To Pay MORE in Taxes), it just doesn't make sense to fly commercial. What happened was this: Bernie boarded the wrong plane. The wrong private plane. I'm sure you can relate. Right?

Bernie Sanders is on the go all the time — which seems to have given him a momentary case of a campaign brain fart as he accidentally boarded the wrong jet.

The Democratic front-runner was spotted Saturday making his way off of a private Gulfstream between campaign stops in South Carolina and Massachusetts — the latter being where he held a rally at Boston Common ahead of Super Tuesday. As for this little mix-up here, it's kinda funny...

Mistakes like this (getting on the wrong Gulfstream) are bound to happen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. ALL campaigns charter flights. You need to as you hop from campaign stop to campaign stop across the country. I also don't fault a millionaire like Bernie wanting to take advantage of the comfort. I do, however, fault a millionaire like Bernie who calls those comforts evil and wrong for other millionaires to take. Or billionaires. Since Bernie's a millionaire now, he only really rails against billionaires.

So yes, I find it funny that a socialist douche like Bernie Sanders got private planes confused. Which would be that much funnier if he was flying to give a speech on climate change.

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