In today's news: rain is wet. Tacos are delicious. Big Tech employees are leftist douchebags (see COLLUSION? Facebook, Twitter, Google (and more) Meet to “Discuss” Election “Meddling.” and SHOTS FIRED: Google Targets Conservative Media with Biased New Feature…). Google, despite saying otherwise, got busted manipulating their search engine to their own biases.

Surely you're not surprised. Yeah, yeah. CNTL+ALT+Google is a private company. That doesn't mean we stop exposing this bullplop.

The company's response would be laugh out loud funny. If you weren't searching for a sharp object with which to slice your face off.

"Their emails were just a brainstorm of ideas, none of which were ever implemented. Google has never manipulated its search results or modified any of its products to promote a particular political ideology -- not in the current campaign season, not during the 2016 election, and not in the aftermath of President Trump's executive order on immigration. Our processes and policies would not have allowed for any manipulation of search results to promote political ideologies."

Right, "just a brainstorm of ideas." Next time I get caught saying something other people don't like, I'm going with "I was just brainstorming ideas." In fact, maybe we'll make it company-wide. Don't enjoy a column? It was just brainstorming. Don't like a Facebook comment? Brainstorming. Smell something funny? Well, that's brainstorming for certain people.

Funny how all that brainstorming seems to all go in the same direction.

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