To Democrats, border crisis, schmorder crisis (see WATCH: Open Borders Beto says, “We Don’t Need Any Walls!” and WATCH: Super Genius Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Compares Berlin Wall to Border Wall). It's not a crisis, you're just a smelly pirate racist. To the rest of us with at least half a brain, ISIS sneaking people across the border is exactly what we're worried about.

Seized ISIS fighter Abu Henricki, a Canadian citizen with dual citizenship with Trinidad, last month said that he was sought out by the violent insurgency’s leadership to attack the U.S. from a route starting in Central America, according to a study by the International Center for the Study of Violent Extremism (ICSVE) and published in Homeland Security Today.

Wait... what's that now? ISIS wanted to sneak into our Southern border? Shhhh, don't tell any of the Democrats, that's hate speech.

“ISIS has organized plots in Europe with returnees so it seems entirely plausible that they wanted to send guys out to attack. The issue that makes a North American attack harder is the travel is more difficult from Syria,” Anne Speckhard, who co-conducted the study as the director of ICSVE and Adjunct Associate Professor of Psychiatry at Georgetown University, told Fox News.

“So the idea that they would instead use people who were not known to their own governments as having joined ISIS might make it possible for them to board airplanes.”

I see. So, if I have this right, ISIS wants to get into a country they normally wouldn't be able to get into. So the plan is to get into a neighboring country and sneak across the border. Along with everyone else sneaking across the border. While the people running against Donald Trump all tried to out-pander each other over who is going eliminate ICE and the border the mostest.

Yeah, that makes sense. Solid plan, actually.

Also, add another ten feet to the wall. Both directions.

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