If you've been keeping up with the Rio Olympics, you know that international teams are having a bad time there (see Rio 2016: Lebanese Want Israeli Team Thrown Off Bus). Olympic officials have been robbed multiple times during their stay in Brazil. Because it's Rio... the home of rampant crime, Zika, and dirty trash water.

That being said, you know your country sucks when your Olympic athlete - the person representing your nation - makes Rio even crappier than it already is. Instead of an athlete being the victim of a crime, this time an athlete is the perp. In this case, a combat athlete. Yeah, let that sink in for a second.

Rio authorities threw a boxer in the slammer to keep him from continuing on a rape spree. Meanwhile they're investigating sexual assault allegations made against him.

Take a guess where he's from? Hint: he's not Norwegian...

A Moroccan boxer has been arrested and jailed in Rio de Janeiro after an allegation of attempted rape was made against him, just one day before he was due to fight at the Olympic Games. He was stripped of his Olympic competitor status.

Hassan Saada, 22, was arrested by police on Friday morning after allegations of sexual assault were made against him by two Brazilian women who work in the Olympic Village in Barra da Tijuca as waitresses. Police have confirmed that Saada will be jailed for 15 days while they conduct a rape investigation...

Judge Nunes Saly [said]: "It has been necessary to arrest Hassan Saada to investigate the allegations against him. If he was at liberty there would be a risk that he could interfere with witnesses. And there is a risk that Hassan Saada could reoffend."

Surprise! He's Moroccan. Now, we can't say this is verified for certain, but, the man's name is Hassan Saada, and the country of Morocco is 99% Islamic. Thus it's safe to say there's a 99% chance that this lad is a Muslim. He could also be a Buddhist. But considering Islam's track record when it comes to rape... let's go with Muslim.

No no no. Islam is not a race, but a religion. Demeaning an entire demographic of people due to skin color? Bad. Criticizing a system of laws and ideas based on the teachings of a pagan moon god? It's cool. Also, what are the chances that this guy decided to experiment with rape for the very first time in Rio? Maybe, just maybe he was bringing his "rape culture" mindset along with him from Morocco and they're just a whole lot less, "tolerant" in Brazil. Just throwing out possibilities.

Imagine being Morocco right now? You've sent off the best of your athletes to compete in one of the most esteemed events of all time. The world is watching... Meanwhile, your guy? He's prepping for the games by raping it up in a Brazilian shanty. Time to clean house a little bit, wouldn't you say?

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