SNL alumni Rob Schneider has been growing more and more outspoken about politics over the years. It's starting to work his way into his stand-up routine. The comedian shared a joke about Joe Biden, comparing him to an old dog. When dogs get to a certain age, they may need a human's help to be humanely shuffled loose from their mortal coil.

I'll let Schneider tell you more so I'm not the one with a visit from the Secret Service today.

"Let's be honest about this. If Joe Biden was a dog, you'd put him down. You just would. You'd have to. You just take him outside with a five iron. 'Yeah, what a beautiful sunset, Fido. Check that out.' And it would be over with."

Actually, if Biden was a dog I think his name would be "Rocks." You know, for the rocks he leaves in his underpants. (Ten points if you can name the movie reference.)

The reaction from the left will be predictable.

First, they are going to Jim Breuer him and claim no one finds Rob Schneider funny. Then, they are going to act like this was a threat against Joe Biden, even though it's a clear metaphor for a person who is a) old AF, b) having trouble functioning, and c) might need help to be "put out of his misery" by making Joey no longer president. If anything, it's a metaphor for the 64% of Democratic voters who don't want him to run for reelection.

Ackshually, it's up to 75% of Democrats who don't want to see him run for reelection.

If anything, Rob Schneider is advocating for the humane thing to be done to Ol' Puddinghead. As opposed to the people who control Biden that keep propping him up in front of the teleprompter. Schneider told a joke. They're guilty of elder abuse.

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