Robin Williams would make a more coherent president than Joe Biden. Even though he is a comedian. He's Canadian. And he has also been dead for nine years. We almost had Willams as a president once... but we are no longer allowed to discuss how it almost happened. Something about voting machines that run on electricity.

When Biden was elected leader of the free world in 2020, we can generously say he boasted a brain that was 51% to 49% cerebellum-to-tapioca pudding. Now if his brain were the 1984 election (that's an oldhead reference Zoomers, Google it) the tapioca would be Ronald Reagan and what's left of noggin would be Walter Mondale. Yet when faced with Kamala Harris as an alternative, Leftists are still propping up Joe for another run. Senior abuse, schmenior abuse.

Dems have no one to blame but themselves because even when he still had his wits about him (barely), Biden would randomly spit out things that didn't make sense. As this resurfaced 2009 Robin Williams bit points out.

What the f*ck? Joe says sh!t that even people with Tourette's go, "No, no. What is going on?"

"Joe is like your uncle who is on a new drug and hasn't got the dosage right."

This is how comedians viewed Joe Biden in 2009, at the start of his being the Vice-Presdient of the United States... and after his second failed presidential primary run.

Here is how Americans view Joe Biden in 2023:

- Watch: Joe Biden mumbles his way through a meeting so badly, even the Israeli president is like "Dude, what the hell?"

- Joe Biden confuses Ukraine for Russia, Zelenskyy for Putin in another derptastic appearance on the world stage

- Watch: Joe Biden awkwardly walks off MSNBC after butchering and confusing America's founding documents

- Watch: Joe Biden needs to be led like a child after saying he'll solve the existential crisis of our time... by 2020

- Watch: Joe Biden bombs so bad making a joke about sleeping with his wife, he has to explain it to the press

It has gotten so bad, Joe Biden now attempts to do Robin WIlliams material.

President Joe Biden. What a concept.

Also, I miss Robin Williams.

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