Guns are inanimate objects that kill people, and this one has a mustache.

Meet Roger Goodman, a gun lobbyist with an opinion, just not an informed one. But when did that matter? It doesn't. Let's move on.

In this informative infomercial, Roger Goodman explains the multitude of reasons why guns should never be allowed ever. Not in your homes. Not with your wives. And especially not with your children. Watch as Goodman exposes the issues of "Rogue guns" running rampant across this country. #BetterCallGoodman

Would be funnier if it wasn't just so realistic.