Women have it tough in the Middle East. What with the raping, child marriage, abuse, and just overall suck one comes to expect from that region. Almost every day we hear another tale of Islamic oppression of women. Not today. Today's catch involves a woman - yes, as in a uterus-having, actual woman - violating the crap out of a man who wouldn't marry her. Talk about a plot twist you didn't see coming.

A woman in Pakistan was arrested for allegedly throwing acid on a man who refused to marry her, police said Friday, marking an unusual case in a country where rates of violence against women are high.

[Local police officer] Ahmed said that Mai had been having an affair with Ali for several years. She wanted him to marry her so that she could divorce her husband, he said. The 32-year-old woman was arrested Thursday, hours after she attacked her boyfriend. Ali [is] being treated at a hospital in Multan...

This broad must have learned a thing or two from her male counterparts (Top 5 Examples of Islam Abusing Women). Didn't get what you want? Hurt innocent people until you feel better. Someone won't marry you? Acid in the face. Violence is the cure-all for Muslim men. They created the climate for something like this to happen. And now they--or at least this guy--are fair game for retaliation.

This is a testament to just how crappy Muslim culture is. Is it shocking that in Pakistan a Muslim woman is being the violent douchebag for once? Of course. The broads are usually the punching bags in all things Islamic. Still, it's not all surprising that a religion allowing men to be acid-wielding psychos would produce women... who are also acid-wielding psychos. #Equality

But of course the left will just say all religions are the same. They'll say the "Bible is just as bad as the Qur'an." Except no. If you utter such words in that order, you might be missing a few things. Namely a brain.

Because yes, some religions are better than others. Do Christians also do bad things? Sure. But they're not known for throwing acid. In fact I bet you a Jesus fish bumpersticker most Christians wouldn't know where to score some acid for face-burning. Not exactly a "best-seller," the face-acid. Instead that meanie Christian might not bake you a cake. Not the same as throwing acid. Even if the cake has fruit filling instead of frosting. I know, it should be criminal. Why ruin a perfectly good cake with fruit? Borderline sacrilegious.

Speaking of Christianity and Islam, learn about their respective founders.

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