My first crush was Samantha Micelli, so Alyssa Milano's desperate descent into leftist politics gives me a sad. My eyes have gone from bugging out to rolling in the back of my head (see This Alyssa Milano Tweet Proves Feminism is Imploding. Quickly… and IRONY ALERT: Alyssa Milano Pens Braindead Abortion Tweet. Proves She’s Downright Evil…). Now, I'm fairly certain that, on an issue by issue basis, Rose McGowan aligns with her a lot more than she does anyone at #MugClub.

But that didn't stop McGowan from going scorched earth on Milano's #MeToo hypocrisy. I haven't seen Milano get such bad reviews since Embrace of the Vampire.

Do you think I don't know these people? I'm not looking at this from the outside. I have a lot of experience. I know [Milano] is married to a CAA agent. Do the math. Who's behind #TimesUp? CAA. Where do they meet? CAA. Who needs good PR? CAA? Who are part of the pimp problem? CAA?

Yes, the same CAA that dropped Owen Benjamin for thinking it's wrong to give puberty blockers to three years olds. Apparently that's CAA for you: "Rape Good, Child Abuse Gooder, #TimesUp."

The McGowan Press Tour is going to prove to be fascinating. No one ever really pulls the curtain back on what actually motivates Hollywood. Instead, we're left to believe celebrities are just more enlightened than the rest of us. They care more.

Rose McGowan is proving that she only had one f*** to give, and it's totally gone now. Things are going to get even more interesting. Hold onto your butts. Keep them safe in case any Hollywood rapists are on the prowl.

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