Dogs are better than people and kangaroos are among the nastiest of God's creatures. 71-year-old Pam Baldwin knows both things to be true. Her rottweiler saved her life from a kangaroo, fighting off the malicious marsupial for FORTY-FIVE minutes until help arrived.

She shared the story on an Australian radio show. I want nothing more in this universe than for things to have happened the exact way she says they did.

Woman shares how her Rottweiler saved her from a kangaroo attackyoutu.be

I don’t know if I blacked out or [the kangaroo] knocked me out but I remember Bundy coming and jumping over the top of me and chasing the kangaroo away. He was protecting me, he chased it away.

The dog's name is Bundy?

As the story goes, Pam and Bundy were minding their own business. Out of nowhere, the kangaroo appeared and was in a bad mood. The roo attacked Pam in an unprovoked fashion.

I turned around and went "oh..." and he [the kangaroo] was just looking me in the face and next minute he went bang. I gave him a few choice words and then I hit the ground.

Pam isn't sure what happened next. But one thing was for sure...Bundy wasn't going to take the ruckus roo's sh*t. Bundy lept into action and the two animals did battle for forty-five minutes. In the story I'm making up in my head, it resembled a classic confrontation between Peter Griffin and the Giant Chicken.

The best part is the when the kangaroo attempted to drown Bundy. We know kangaroos are vicious animals who hate dogs. They will put each other through steel walls and scream "that's hardcore." I didn't know they were vicious enough to kill another mammal with their own two... hands? Paws? Talons?

Bundy was twenty seconds from certain death before help arrived. The near six-foot-tall killer kangaroo was subdued. Bundy and Pam were reunited.

The funniest part of the story is that it's the SECOND time Pam got into beef with a kangaroo. She and Bundy will be finding a new, safer place to take their daily walks.

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