It’s time to check in on San Francisco.

A nudist saved a Brazilian tourist from a pirate assaulting him with a blowtorch and many questions have yet to be answered.

Firstly, pirates causing trouble in San Francisco is not breaking news. That’s been a thing for a while now. Secondly, it’s unclear if public nudity is so blatantly legal that literal nudists being butt naked on the street is normal, but it’s safe to say it is. Thirdly, it’s time San Francisco gets a reality show about these occurrences.

According to Shore News Network

In the bizarre incident in San Francisco’s Castro district, two local nudists became heroes after intervening in a dangerous situation involving a Brazilian tourist and a man wielding a blowtorch. The event unfolded when Pete Sferra and Lloyd Fishback, residents known for their nudist activism, sprang into action after witnessing the attack near a local coffee shop.

A coffee shop employee initially disarmed the assailant, described as a “crazy kind of pirate guy,” by snatching away his blowtorch.

Sferra recounted the bravery displayed by his friend Fishback, who managed to subdue the attacker with a decisive right hook. The attacker, identified as 38-year-old Zero Triball, is reportedly a familiar figure in the area known for causing disturbances.

Zero was arrested but it’s unclear if he has already been released, but it’s probably safe to say he has.

This video couldn't get any more San Francisco if it tried. A man in a dress and two others in their birthday suits saved the day. It's unclear if this is out of the ordinary for the area.

Respectfully, this was the manliest man in the situation. A dude in a dress was the only one brave enough to go out of his way to do something.

Also, how do these people prance around naked without anyone caring?! Not to say I am ungrateful for their assistance but one has to wonder how this is a thing.

The most infuriating part is that people "known for causing problems" are always causing problems. These losers are never held accountable and literal nudists are forced to save the day.

Progressives are the only ones able to create conditions reminiscent of the Third World while suffering from a pirate invasion. And that's not an exaggeration.

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