San Francisco residents are big mad a security guard acted in self-defense against an unhoused homeless person. Our latest San Franciscan to speak out is... this.

I'll be honest, I don't know how to refer to this human. They look like a dude, and the usual formula was blue hair + women's camisole = gay man. But you can be queer now too. Or, she can be trans. We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website are all about inclusion and would hate to ever misidentify such a passionate American. So we'll call this person Bailey.

Bailey has a laundry list of people who can get f*cked.

A lot of people to f*ck. it is unclear what Trump Republicans, Alex Stein, or Tucker Carlson have to do with anything that happens in San Francisco. Let alone a security guard acting in self-defense. But f*ck it. Bailey was rolling.

And reading from a script. What I would like to know is if Bailey wrote out "f*ck solve for x" with each name, or if xi had a list of names and improvised the f*cking during xir's two minutes to speak.

I should probably explain the security guard thing. Screaming Lia was pissed about this too.

An unhoused homeless TRANS person was shoplifting at a Walgreens. The shoplifter wasn't shot because xi was trans. They were shot because they were shoplifting and attacking the security guard. And for a change, San Francisco did NOT side with the criminal. Hence the anger.

Residents could also be angry because the city was supposed to spend $6.5 million to solve the trans unhoused homeless problem (only trans unhoused homeless people, cis unhoused homeless people need not apply). It would appear the trans unhouse homeless problem has NOT been solved.

Exit question: Do you think Lia and Bailey met at the supervisor's meeting? They look like they would make a cute couple.

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