Gina Haspel was named the first-ever female director of the CIA. Feminists should have ticker tape parades in her honor, followed by banquets to Donald Trump, for be a frankly pretty feminist president. Banquet sponsored by Playtex. Neither scenario will play out. Except maybe in Barbie Playhouses across America. Sarah Huckabee Sanders hints at the reason:

Plot twist. Democrats, not Republicans, are waging a war against women. Exposed by the tall guy with nubby fingers and a whispy combover they marched against while dressed as vaginas.

Those of us on the right believe in true equality: seeing people for their character, accomplishments, skills, and who they've made themselves to be. The left shoves people in classifications like they're socks to be washed. Whites. Darks. Delicates. Amy Schumer's potato sack.

Technically, since the left only sees the label on a person, not their character, Gina Haspel should've received standing ovations from the supposed "pro-women" wrinkle-trolls in the Senate. Which is just a blatant excuse to post this video of Queen of the Fuglies Dianne Feinstein making a fool of herself questioning Haspel. Becuase the left didn't celebrate Haspel's chromosomes. They tried taking her down despite two mammaries north of a front hole. If only Gina identified as a hermit crab.

So when the left says they're "Pro-women!!!" what they really mean is they're "Pro-women we like because they follow our orders and advance our narrative!!!"

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