We've seen all sorts of leftist social justice campaigns, but this one has to be one of the loopiest. It looks like Sarah Silverman has a bone to pick with Band-Aids. She thinks it's mucho f-ed up how the bandages resemble Caucasian flesh.

I kid you not:

Yep, these lefties are leading the rest of us straight to Crazytown.

If you would have shown me this tweet a couple of years ago, I'd have thought it was a joke. After all, there are much more important matters than the hue of our wound coverings.

The only complaint I have about Band-Aids is the involuntary waxing you get when you peel them off. I'll have to consult BuzzFeed, but I'm pretty sure inflicting pain qualifies as fascism. If so, that makes two strikes against Band-Aids.

I wonder what Sarah will zero in on next. Maybe she'll have Crayola remove the peach crayon from their lineup. Ban the production of vanilla ice cream. Declare cauliflower racist for daring to be a whiter version of broccoli. I wouldn't put any of it past her.

Social justice types like Sarah Silverman crave new things to complain about. The problem is the supply of injustices doesn't even come close to meeting the left's demand. In order to keep their outrage machine running, lefties have to improvise. This is how we get braindead dickery like "the color of a Band-Aid is problematic."

I'm still holding out hope lefties will declare mission accomplished and pack up their picket signs for good. Judging from stories like this one, the end is nowhere in sight. We can look forward to many more examples of social justice dumbassery in the future.

Speaking of leftist outrage:

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