I'm a simple man who enjoys simple things. A nice glass of bourbon. Country music. And laughing at sexual euphemisms just because I'm a child. At least one absolute LEGEND shares my enjoyment of double entendres and pranked his school board meeting by signing up fake names to speak. The clueless official, who I'm assuming was the superintendent, didn't realize what he was saying as he called these residents to the podium.

The following "concerned taxpayers" did not answer when their names were called. Since some of these people are from foreign countries and you may not be familiar with regional linguistics, I have included the phonetic pronunciations as well.

Phil McCracken (Fill My Crack In)

Sook Mihedik (Suck My D*ck)

Ophelia McCaulk (O Feel My C*ck)

Eileen Dover (I Leaned Over)

Don Kedik (Donkey D*ck)

Wayne Kerr (Wanker)

LwC can not confirm if this was a lone wolf or a team of pranksters. We can however confirm how they were radicalized:

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No one has taken credit for this incident. Unlike many of their clueless teachers, the prankster(s) didn't brag about this on TikTok. Motive is also unclear. Maybe someone was tired of hearing people yell about mask mandates and leftist indoctrination. Maybe one dudebro bet another dudebro ten bucks to see if they could pull this off. Maybe it was just a group of kids who were high AF.

Whatever the reason, to the mischievous rebel or rebels who pulled this off, on behalf of a grateful nation, I salute you. Your next mission is to see if you can pull this off, only with the president of the United States.

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