Monday was an above-average workday for DOOCY. It's not every day the President of the United States--a man who is totally NOT in the throws of onset dementia (no matter what Hunter Biden says)--calls you a "son of a b*tch." In Biden's defense, he then called the reporter to apologize for saying it aloud. Prior to all that, DOOCY had questions for White House Soulessspokesginger Jen Psaki. It was another example of why DOOCY Time is the best time, and why Psaki keeps a bottle of emergency tequila in her desk (allegedly).

At issue was Virginia school boards suing for their right to mask up your children. Here's a video of their exchange, followed by my dramatic interpretation.

DOOCY: So Virginia school boards are suing Governor Glenn Youngkin...

PSAKI: What a stupid son of a b*tch.

DOOCY: I'm sorry, what?!

PSAKI: It'll make sense later.

DOOCY: ...m'kay. So, on one side you have the school boards who are in bed with the teachers' unions that are in bed with the Democratic Party. On the other side, parents. Where does the White House stand?

PSAKI: With the public health experts. If they say five-year-olds should be wearing masks, we have no choice but to obey.

DOOCY: But the public health experts are going off of flawed data.

PSAKI: Meh. But to answer your question, parents always come last in this administration. Why else do you think we have the DOJ investigating them as domestic terrorists? Stupid sons of b*tches.

DOOCY: Okay, that's the second time you've used that phrase.

PSAKI: (giggles) You'll see.

This could be wishful thinking on my part, but I don't think the Biden Administration knows what's coming electorally as they continue to choose unions and bureaucracy over parents and students. Sure, they'll continue to do well in New York City and in Los Angeles, where they want to force kids into N95 masks. But there is a lot of America between those cities that disagrees.

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