Playing boisterous rounds of hide the sausage, in the confines of "holy" matrimony is legal in Jolly Olde England. However, the Church of England opposes it. Because though it has a sketchy genesis of an unhappy king with a penchant for beheading people -- especially his wives -- it's still a church. Despite the left's best efforts, christianity views homosexuality as a sin. Regardless of how many people this specific church's founder offed (a lot).

A Scottish minister has a way to reform the Church of England. Prince George needs to be a prancy, lispy gay.

Yes, the 4-year-old son of William and Kate. The Scottish minister prays he's a nancy boy. I thought the gayest thing this week was Justin "I Feel Pretty" Trudeau crying. Plot twist.

Let the Very Rev Kelvin Holdsworth of St Mary’s Cathedral in Glasgow explain.

If people don’t want to engage in campaigning in this way, they do in England have another unique option, which is to pray in the privacy of their hearts (or in public if they dare) for the Lord to bless Prince George with a love, when he grows up, of a fine young gentleman. A royal wedding might sort things out remarkably easily though we might have to wait 25 years for that to happen. Who knows whether that might be sooner than things might work out by other means?

Did we mention Prince George is only four? Because Prince George is only four. Not that a child's young age has ever stopped the left's creeping agenda before (see Canadian Schools Pushing LGBT Agenda. Parents Kept in the Dark… and PROGRESS: California Public Schools Forced to Teach 2nd Graders About LGBT…).

I want to believe the Very Reverend is being tongue-in-cheek with his hopes Prince George grows up to have a strong affinity for interior design. Preferring satin curtains over the snuggling embrace of a lady. Alas, the left has moved far beyond satire. We now have a church leader praying a young royal, who really serves as nothing but a throwback to more "problematic" governmental time, grows up to give fashion advice on the Bravo channel. Who cares less about the inner workings of a combustion engine, more the inner workings of Prada.

All for the Church's stance on homosexuality. Whatever happened to individuals choosing their own paths? Is that idea as antiquated as royalty?

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