The Secret Service has conducted their investigation into whose cocaine was found in a highly secure part of the White House. They have concluded they have no idea whose cocaine it is and have no way of finding out. Yes, this IS the White House run by Hunter Biden's dad. Why do you ask?

If you smell bullplop, so does MSNBC. Andrew Weissmann, lamenting that the White House handed the GOP an issue, admits the GOP has reason to make this an issue. Even lapdogs at Jen Psaki's current employer say this wasn't a sufficient investigation.

To me, the Secret Service here looks like they can’t find a dead cow in a closet.

Decent line.

You interview people. But you know what you don't do before you interview people? Publicly say that there's no DNA evidence and no fingerprints. Like why would you let the whole world know that if you’re then going to interview people?

This is either incompetence or a cover-up. At best it's incompetence. Bloggers at CNN can track down a rando who made an anti-CNN meme that was shared by Donald Trump. Randos on Twitter can track down any white woman with a bad haircut who asks to speak to a manager and tells teens to turn down their mumble rap. Yet the Secret F'n Service can't find out who left cocaine in an exclusive area of an impenetrable fortress where there are security and cameras everywhere.

How exclusive? During one of the multiple changing stories that came from the White House, they were oddly specific in pointing out the blow was found near where Vice President Kamala Harris parks her car.

At worst, it's a cover-up. One the White House has taken part in when the world's worse diversity hire Karine Jean-Pierre spread misinformation that the Biden family -- including the Biden with a known drug problem -- wasn't even in the White House when the coke was found. Spoiler: They (and he) were.

There are rules for Bidens and there are rules for the rest of America. This is but the eleventieth example this year.

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